#Ghost of tsushima merch code#
Ghost of Tsushima is the story of Jin Sakai, a samurai in medieval Japan who is the last survivor when every other samurai gets trounced by Mongol invaders because the samurai were bound by their deep-seated code of honor and chivalrous combat and the Mongols just, you know, wanted to win. Felt like I should put that up front.Īlong with this: the standard crafting resource in this game is “Supplies.” And every time I saw that word while on shelf safari I’m ashamed to admit I kept thinking about a very racist joke I once heard about a Chinese person at a birthday party.
None of your default Sims house rubbish, this is the classy stuff you put behind a respected historian in a documentary about the Renaissance. So if you’re waiting for the next electrifying sea change in triple A games, Ghost of Tsushima ain’t it, mate, it’s the same shit with new wallpaper. Of having to nose around every shelf and drawer hoovering up crafting materials so I might one day make a new man purse that can hold more than four paperclips. I’m so fucking bored of squatting in a bush like a hiker who didn’t go before he left. Remember when Far Cry was a shooter, Tomb Raider was a precision platformer, and God of War was a high octane hack and slash? All of them have now been pulled into open world stealth action with crafting and collectibles like paper boats to an open sewer. I’m so fucking sick of open world stealth action games with crafting and collectibles. It’s official: you’re getting too old if you can remember any of the following: Jerry O’Connell, pop music where they don’t sing like they just banged their foot on a coffee table, and tentpole games by Western triple-A developers being capable of more than one genre. We have a new merch store as well! Visit the store for brand new ZP merch. Want to watch Zero Punctuation ad-free? Sign-up for The Escapist + today and support your favorite content creators! This week on Zero Punctuation, Yahtzee reviews Ghost of Tsushima.
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